December 2010
2011 New Year's Resolutions
Conquer a white girl
Learn to cook
Get buff
Be less lonely
Be more studious
Make someone cry out of happiness
Write more poems/lyrics
???
Profit!
tumblr is for lulz: GPOY: Typical night edition →
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12:30AM Tired… Go to bed.
1:00AM Can’t sleep. Get back on computer.
1:30AM Get tired again. Go back to bed.
2:00AM Toss and turn in bed. Think about all the things online that I’m missing out on.
2:10AM Get back online. Realize that nothing noteworthy has happened in the last 10 minutes.
Pretty much my insomnia haha. Minus the dreaming about being online part.
Christmas was good but it was definitely the summation of a rocky year family-wise. It was the first time in four years where all the big cousins weren’t present to exchange gifts for Secret Santa. So much drama surrounding why and to be honest it was all really stupid.
Neil came back! :D Got chubbier around the cheeks but he’s still good as ever :] Slept over at his house on...
To White Knight
Or not to White Knight?
That
Is the question.
My Last Teen Christmas Eve
It’s the time and the season to bring loved ones together Never let distance keep you apart With the spirit of Christmas You’ll never be lost if you truly believe in your heart.
As you grow older you learn that presents aren’t everything when it comes to Christmas. As cliche and obvious as it may sound, it really shows with my family. Yeah, presents will always be awesome but...
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly… he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,...
The new Marine Captain was assigned to a recon company in a remote post in the desert. During his first inspection, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there. “Well, sir,” is the nervous reply, “as you know, there are 250 men here and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have u-u-u…. urges. That’s why we...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.” “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he is in a good...
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and tells the man, “I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much.”...
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
“Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”
The child thought about this for a moment, then said, “So why is the groom wearing black?”
Love may blind you
But hindsight is always 20/20
Not Quite 10 Things
I hate the way you talk to me And the way you make me smile I hate it when you give me hope For the longest while
I hate your big, hypnotic eyes And the way you give me hugs I hate you so much it makes me sick Infected with lovebugs
I hate the way you’re always happy Even when you’re sad I hate how you make me try so hard As long as it makes you glad
I hate it when you’re not...
Christmas Play was a success. Even though I was of the lesser staff, I got quite a big applause for being the Curtain Clause. Man, was it hot in that Santa suit though. Not to mention having that fake beard and moostache combo felt like I was eating carpet for an hour. Also, after having no curtain problems during our last rehearsal, the curtain decides to break on me within the first few scenes...
You Disappoint Me
You buy all this shit and then you tell me that you can’t help me pay for my classes? Do you not realize that I don’t control how College works, that I’m actually for once in my life trying not to lolligag through school so I can transfer to State and finish my education so I can try to get a good job?
And then you have the NERVE to try and turn it around on me and start talking...
Natural
The most natural I feel is when I play QB. When I handle that football and know that I’m the leader, the decision maker and ultimately the pedestal of my team, I feel so very right at home. Every pass is exciting because it may lead to a touchdown or a disaster and if it doesn’t lead to either, then you just keep on moving along and chasing that TD.
When you start developing a...
3AM
It was a quarter to 8 Secretly mad I was late I swear I saw you peaking at me through your window Must be my imagination You opened the door ready to leave And then your dad walked you all the way to the car That was adorable
It’s 3AM It’s gonna be another long night thinking ‘bout what should’ve been If I had been a little more this A little more that A little more...
Olives
Taste pretty kinky
First day of Winter Break after my psych final and what do I do? I hibernate x] Fell asleep from 2:30~ to 8:30. Super wasted my first day away but there will be plenty since I go to lovely ol’ UC Miramar. Also, it was good to pay back some sleep debt from Finals week.
Hair’s been getting annoying, as it does when I leave it to grow for 2 months. I’ve been getting the same cut...
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I love these.
I remember
Being so enthralled when I got to talk to you all night on the phone or through texting.
Now I’d be surprised to get a hello from you.
What happened?